Ape into Solana with PumpXan
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About $PXAN
wtf is xanax
alprazolam - the OG benzo. hits ur GABA receptors n makes anxiety go poof. been around since 1981. literal chill pill.
the science
xanax boosts GABA (the calm chemical) in ur brain. kicks in 15 min, peaks at 1hr, vibes for 4-6hrs. most prescribed psych med in US no cap.
the lore
Upjohn labs cooked it in michigan 1969. FDA approved 1981. Pfizer bought em 2003. now we put it on blockchain. satoshi would be proud.
hodler rewards
creator fees go 2 diamond hands. hold token = stack SOL. use it to cop more xans (NFA). reflections r based.
buyback & munch
fees buy back all xanax on earth then we eat it. supply down = we all high. this is the tokenomics they dont teach u.
dev xan fund
dev takes cut 4 his prescription. gotta stay calm during 90% dumps. its medicinal bro trust. wagmi.